Well Did You Evah? by Cole Porter performed by Williams & Lovitz
(Ad Libbing in italics)
I have heard, among this clan
You are called 'The forgotten man'?
Is that what they are saying?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
And have you heard the story of
A boy, a girl, unrequited love?
Sounds like pure Soap Opera, I may
Cry! – Tune in Tomorrow!
What a swell party this is!
What frills, what frocks!
What furs, what rocks!They’re beautiful
I’ve never seen such gaiety! (neither have I)
It's too too risqué really!
This French champagne! (domestic)
So good for the brain!
That’s what I was going to say
You know you’re a brilliant fellow – why thank you- Pick up Jack
Please don't eat that glass my friend.
Have you heard about dear Blanche
Got run down by an avalanche?
NO! -Don’t worry she’s a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th,The kid’s got guts
Havin’ a nice time, grab a line
Have you heard that Mimsie Starr, what now
Just got pinched in the Astor bar? smashed again heh?
She was stoned
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Think I can talk her out of it?
It's great, it's grand!
It's wonderland!
We sing, so rare!
Like old camembert!
Like bah bah rhum!
Don’t dig that kind of crooning chum.
Have you heard? It's in the stars,
Next July we collide with Mars!
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What a swell-egant, elegant party this is!