House Rules – By Kane

 So you’re tired and beat

And you’ve worked all week

And you need a place you can let it  go

Where the girls go wild

And the boys play hard

And you need a little more than the radio

Here’s your open invitation

With just a couple regulations

Let me warn you son, only come to have fun

We don’t take kindly to serious

So leave your troubles at the door

Unless you want some in here

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high

Country music, all little soul, it’s a rock 'n roll  rodeo

We don’t tolerate no sitting around

Everybody’s dancin’, groovin’ and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

You better read the house rules.

Around eleven o’clock when the front door locks

And the boys start raising the bottle

Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads

You know they’re gonna show if they got’em

No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory

Well rule number 7 says don’t touch the women

But they can grab whatever they want to

Welcome to my house ,buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high

Country music, all little soul, it’s a rock' n roll  rodeo

We don’t tolerate no sitting around

Everybody’s dancing,’ groovin’ and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

You better read the house rules.

No such thing as last call

We pick’ em up when they fall

We share the same bathroom stall

Says the sign on the wall  -  123

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight

Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high

Country music, all little soul, it’s a rock n roll  rodeo

We don’t tolerate no sitting around

Everybody’s dancin’, groovin’ and getting on down

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude

Boy, Before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude

You better read the house rules.

You better read the house rules.

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